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I put it in my mouth and ate it.
It was disgusting. It tasted of perfume and sprouts. But I had to do it to save the human race.
Harry took off again and we went inside and slumped on the sofa. Weirdly, I didn’t find David’s sneezes annoying anymore.
After all, we’d never have been able to defeat the Chompers or befriend the Choos without him.
I never thought I’d say this, but I’m glad we took David along with . . .
No. I take that back.
He’s still REALLY annoying.

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